Kate Middleton Left Commonwealth service awfully

King Charles & Queen Camilla practise for their Coronation ceremony in a covert replica of the stage at Buckingham Palace.

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The Princess of Wales went missing in the early hours of Tuesday morning, but it's not a cause for alarm.

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Kate disappeared after the service and did not attend the Commonwealth reception at Buckingham Palace.

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Kate's disappearance has been attributed to a press release error or her leaving to pick up her children. The Palace has not reacted.

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Working as an HRH is a test of the human capacity for boredom.

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King Charles, Camilla, Princess Anne, her husband Sir Tim Laurence, Prince William, and the newly raised Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh attended the Commonwealth reception.

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